me and bae having sex
bae:  mmm yeah fuck me baby
me:  put a quarter in the swear jar
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reblogged from so-uncivilised    source: babyhater

nerdsandgamersftw:

That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.

sigurrossgeller:

comicshans:

I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed

Michael Alone

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reblogged from so-uncivilised    source: comicshans
sexybreathmint:

“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!”

sexybreathmint:

Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!”

redshoebox1996:

I’M FUCKING DYING

redshoebox1996:

I’M FUCKING DYING

fruitsgarden:

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

that mop just came right in and saved the day

fruitsgarden:

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

that mop just came right in and saved the day

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reblogged from rockingal104    source: unamusedsloth

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

22 August 2014 ♥ 239,061 notes    Reblog    
reblogged from cinnamonbara    source: lesbolution

izurru:

ah yes, a good bedtime story *pulls up hardcore 18+ fanfic*

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reblogged from banana-glue    source: izurru
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reblogged from rockingal104    source: soild-sanek

and people say anime is shit.

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reblogged from galaxys4    source: piyox22